Youre A 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find A Date To The Sadie Hawkins Dance?

This feature requires JavaScript to function. Ugh. Homeroom is so freaking boring. Boyzzzz. This class sucks so bad. Watch intently. The Southport Frustrated Dog points to the loudspeaker on the wall and begins to sing the “Announcement Song”: One two three, listen to the voice!It’s time for the announcements and you have no choice!The words will come through the big microphone!You must take note of their content and tone! The dog dances out, frustratedly. There is a crackle over the loudspeaker. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Holy freaking shit, oh my god. “The Sadie Hawkins danceā€¦

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